LONDON - Darlings, don’t be fooled by crowns or klieg lights — the British monarchy and Hollywood’s golden age were always in the same business: selling dreams wrapped in satin. One reigned from palaces, the other from studios, but both built empires on illusion and the fragile scaffolding of public adoration. One gilded in gold leaf, the other in celluloid sheen— but both run on the same machinery: image, illusion, and impeccable timing.
By Allan R. Ellenberger, Straight from Hollywoodland
Before Garbo learned to be “alone,” Queen Victoria had already written the script. Long before Cecil B DeMille shouted “Action!,” there was the House of Windsor, directing its own royal epic from the drawing rooms of Buckingham Palace.
Now, it may be Sandringham—oh, that darling country refuge in Norfolk where the North Sea breeze meets a thousand secrets—is once again in the headlines. Cue the violins, because here comes our latest act in that timeless tragedy of fame: the former Prince Andrew — once the dashing Duke of York, now the recluse of Sandringham. Once a royal heartthrob in uniform, he’s become the cautionary tale of the House of Windsor, the man who flew too close to scandal and singed his own wings.
Sound familiar, sweethearts? Hollywood saw this picture a century ago. His royal tumble mirrors one of Tinseltown’s earliest and most brutal downfalls — the silent screen’s jovial giant, Roscoe “Fatty” Arbuckle.
Arbuckle was the clown prince of the 1920s, adored by millions, pulling in a million dollars a year when that still meant something. He was the man who made America laugh — until one night in a San Francisco hotel suite ended his career, his reputation, and nearly his life. Though three juries ultimately acquitted him of wrongdoing in the death of actress Virginia Rappe, the verdict that mattered most — the one delivered by the press and the public — was already sealed. Overnight, the laughter stopped.
Mountbatten-Windsor’s story runs eerily parallel — the same script in a different accent. Once celebrated for heroics in the Falklands, a fixture on society pages and balconies, he now temporarily hides behind the gates of Royal Lodge, his titles stripped, his name whispered rather than spoken. Both men learned the cruelest truth of fame: that innocence, once doubted, can never be fully restored.
Arbuckle’s studio bosses, desperate to save face, pulled his films from circulation, erased his name, and rewrote him out of Hollywood history. The monarchy, far more seasoned in crisis management, didn’t erase Andrew — but it did what studios used to do when a star became radioactive: it “put him on hiatus.” If he doesn't choose to be an expatriate, Sandringham will be his quiet exile, a lovely purgatory where scandal goes to fade gracefully.
And oh, the irony! Sandringham itself is the most exquisite of stage sets — a Jacobean fantasy built for image control since Queen Victoria’s day. Every photograph of Edward VII playing country squire, every Christmas stroll to church, was a bit of royal theater to remind the world that the Windsors were “just like us” — only with better hats. The palace may not have a backlot, but it’s been shooting family drama for generations.
Pickfair
Hearst Castle
Marion Davies' Ocean House
Hollywood’s Pickfair, Hearst Castle, and Marion Davies’ Ocean House were no different — fortresses of glamour designed to hide the heartbreak within. Whether it’s a duchess or a starlet, a scandal or a studio cover-up, the story stays the same: when the spotlight burns too bright, retreat behind the gates.
Yet isn’t it funny how history powders its own nose? A hundred years on, poor Roscoe Arbuckle is no longer the villain of the piece — he’s the victim of the times, polished by sympathy and hindsight. Most of the world forgave him, eventually. But will our grandchildren extend the same mercy to Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, that once-proud prince turned country recluse? Well, dears, the reels are still rolling — and only time will tell if the credits end in redemption or regret.
So, here’s your moral, my loves, whispered in the smoky glow of the klieg lights: Both crowns and cameras demand devotion, but neither forgives imperfection. Arbuckle and Andrew lived similar tragedies in different centuries — adored until they weren’t, banished by the same merciless audience that once applauded them.
And somewhere soon, in the quiet rooms of Sandringham or a forgotten bungalow in Hollywood, both legends will linger — reminders that in the grand theater of public life, the fall from grace is always the longest scene of all.
Now that’s what I call picture perfect tragedy. Fade Out
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Top: Arbuckle's West Adams mansion. Bottom: Arbuckle's mug shot.
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